Grandma and grandpa characters

Old characters have the strongest money evidence of any AI archetype: Granny Spills (an AI grandmother in a pink suit) reached 1M Instagram followers in about a month and 2.1M by mid-2026, with brand deals (Kurt Geiger, Papi Steak); a wordless cosy-granny-and-cat page reached 16M views. They work because of age versus behaviour: a granny who rides a scooter, fans cash, lifts weights, gives brutal advice. Buyers are mostly women 38–65; grannies sell books, beauty, food and home products.

Sheet, crops and video: varg-character-design.

The recipe

Definition: exact age (80–100) + nationality or place + one behaviour that does not fit the age.

Details (write all that apply):

• Skin: "deeply wrinkled skin with visible pores, age spots on the cheeks and hands, visible veins on the hands", "no airbrushed skin, no professional makeup"
• Body: height in cm, build ("sturdy round build", "tiny and bird-like", "slightly stooped")
• Hair: silver, thinning, a set perm, curlers, a bun under a headscarf, a blue rinse
• Teeth: a gold tooth, a gap, dentures with a too-white smile
• Eyes: thick glasses (cat-eye, bottle-bottom, tinted aviators), a sharp suspicious squint
• One signature detail: gold tooth, a giant hearing aid, a cigarette holder, false lashes

Clothing (one loud piece, the rest plain):

• Loud: leopard or zebra housecoat, a shiny purple track suit, a pink fur coat, a neon windbreaker, a sequined cardigan
• Plain under it: a black dress, a cardigan, compression stockings
• Shoes that tell the story: fluffy slippers, orthopaedic sandals, chunky trainers
• One prop: a wooden spoon, a cane she does not need, a shopping trolley, a fat purse

Expression: deadpan, suspicious, unimpressed; she has never laughed in her life, or she laughs with every tooth.

Ready characters

Nonna Rosa: sheet (Seedream 5 Pro, 7 credits) · new scene · Seedance clip · as a vinyl figure

Sheet

Character reference sheet of one original character on a clean light-grey studio background,
landscape, flat even lighting, photorealistic. Character: <seed>. Layout: left two thirds: four
full-body views at the same scale standing on one ground line: front, three-quarter, side
profile, back. Right third: a 2x2 grid of head-and-shoulders close-ups: neutral, laughing,
suspicious squint, shouting. Bottom strip: five colour swatches and the props. The same face,
hair, outfit and proportions in every panel.

Model: seedream_5_pro (best wrinkles and attitude, 7 credits). Tested: on this prompt only Seedream 5 Pro, Nano Banana 2.1 and Krea 3 kept the single gold tooth. For video input, use the label-free sheet from varg-character-design.

Formats that work

• A cosy wordless routine (granny, cat, rain, soup): no words, travels to every country.
• The impossible feat: granny breaks a bundle of bats, outruns a teenager, rides through Palermo.
• Brutal advice to camera, one line, deadpan (varg-character-keynote puts her on a stage).
• Merch: the same granny as a boxed vinyl figure or a colouring-book cover.

Watch out

• Models smooth old skin; repeat "deep wrinkles, visible pores, age spots, no airbrushing".
• Veo blocked a wholesome grandparent-and-grandchild ad on its child-safety codes; keep grandchildren out or use kling_v4 / seedance_2_5.
• An AI granny recommending a supplement as if she used it is a fake testimonial (FTC). She is a character, not a customer; label the account as AI.