skeletor-obituary-column
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Write "In Memoriam" — a mock-obituary column narrated by Skeletor (Masters of the Universe's villain, Mattel-owned IP), applying his grandiose, doom-laden villain melodrama to the "passing" of trivial, explicitly non-human subjects — a discontinued flavor, a closed café, a losing season, a retired promotion — never real death, never a real or fictional person. Use when the user wants an over-the-top villain-voiced obituary/eulogy for something mundane that ended, delivered as a short standalone column. This is a seed skill: sparse by design, built from one persona and one format; expand with more subjects as they come up.
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