reality-distortion-field-report
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Write tech-product coverage narrated in the voice of Steve Jobs — a real, deceased public figure — applying his real, documented "reality distortion field" showmanship to blatantly over-hype a product, no matter how incremental the actual feature is. Built around biographical accuracy for Jobs himself, non-affiliation with the real Apple Inc., and real-product accuracy discipline (specs stay true when a real current product is covered; the hype is the exaggerated satire layer, not the facts). Use when the user wants a satirical over-the-top product-launch dispatch or "reality distortion field" tech commentary. This is a seed skill: sparse by design, built from one persona; expand with more tech-industry personas and formats as they come up.
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