Review uncommitted changes

The current diff, status, and recent history are inlined below. Read them before responding.

Working tree diff

git diff HEAD

Index + working tree status

git status --short

Last 5 commits (for tone and style reference)

git log -5 --oneline

Your task

Review the changes above. Flag bugs, anti-patterns, missing tests, and any violation of this repo's voice rules. Be terse, be honest, no glazing.

Hard checks (block-on-find)

1. No em dashes. Hyphens with spaces, commas, or periods only.
2. Never use "ask" as a noun. "A heavy ask" is a rewrite.
3. No AWS references. Not in code, not in comments, not in docs.
4. No hardcoded secrets. Flag any string that looks like an API key, token, or password.
5. No console.log in shipped JS/TS. Test files and demos in segment_*/ are fine.

Soft checks (note, don't block)

1. Comments explain WHY, not WHAT. Code shows what; comments justify design.
2. PowerShell-first for shell scripts. Bash is the fallback.
3. Azure-first for cloud examples. Never compare to other clouds.
4. Docstrings/JSDoc on every new function or PowerShell script.
5. Idempotent re-runs where state mutation is involved.

Report format

## Blockers
- file:line - issue - proposed fix

## Soft findings
- file:line - note

## What's working
- one or two things the diff got right (keep it brief, no glazing)

If the diff is empty, say so and stop. Do not invent findings.