offbeat-joke
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Create short, funny jokes that are offbeat, surreal, or statistically unlikely. Use when a user asks for a joke, wants something quirky/odd, or requests humor "out of the normal distribution.
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4 rules. About 0 are common, 4 are distinctive, and 0 are very specific to this project.
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- Distinctive: line 17
Keep it short (1-3 sentences) unless the user asks for longer.
- Distinctive: line 22
Avoid meanness or targeting protected classes.
- Distinctive: line 23
Avoid graphic, sexual, or self-harm themes.
- Distinctive: line 24
Use concrete nouns and small details to make the twist land.
≈ “Common” is an estimate: at least 1 in 5 of the 350,495 skill files we read have a rule of the same kind, not the same words. “Very specific” is our guess from the words: it names a file, a command, a setting or the project itself.
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Offbeat Joke
Overview
Deliver concise, surprising jokes with a left-field twist while keeping tone light and broadly safe.
Quick Workflow
- Pick an odd premise or unusual pairing.
- Set up a simple expectation.
- Twist with a punchline that is unexpected but coherent.
- Keep it short (1-3 sentences) unless the user asks for longer.
Style Guidelines
- Favor dry, off-kilter humor over shock.
- Avoid meanness or targeting protected classes.
- Avoid graphic, sexual, or self-harm themes.
- Use concrete nouns and small details to make the twist land.
Example Prompts
- "Tell me a funny joke that's a little out of the normal distribution."
- "Give me a weird but clean one-liner."
- "I want a quirky joke with an unexpected twist."
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